sexta-feira, 11 de março de 2011

Research Breakthrough: Homosexuality Causes Earthquakes

"Long thought to be the result of tension between tectonic plates, earthquakes have a new explanation courtesy of Shlomo Benizri, a Member of Knesset in Israel:

Why do earthquakes happen? One of the reasons is the things to which the Knesset gives legitimacy: To sodomy.

A cost-effective way of averting earthquake damage would be to stop passing legislation on how to encourage homosexual activity in the state of Israel, which anyway brings about earthquakes."
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