domingo, 20 de fevereiro de 2011

Damn damn damn!! xD

You will never believe what happened to me this morning! I was waking up and doing my morning routine, eat breakfast, take a shower, brush my teeth, that sort of thing. When I was about to get changed, I saw something in my window that looked a little strange. I went to look and there he was, a man was staring through my window on a ladder!

Just as soon as he knew I saw him he started climbing down the ladder and I ran for the door outside. On my way out I grabbed the bat I keep under my bed. When I got outside I saw him running down my block and I began chasing after him. We ran for nearly 10 minutes and reached some woods. Then from there we ran another 15 until I lost sight of him.

Lost, in the middle of the woods, chasing a peeping Tom. I knew something like this could only happen to me.

The search seemed over when a bit deeper in the woods I heard the man scream. I ran out there and saw him sitting on the ground a good distance away from me. As I got closer I could see he had gotten his foot stuck in a bear trap! Actually I’m not so sure it was a bear trap because it was a bit smaller but you get the point. I walked up to him with my bat and said the sweetest one liner I could think up on the spot.

“Game over fucker” and I hit him in the face with my bat. He began to sob a bit as he held his bleeding nose, but to my surprise he began to laugh. This startled me so I hit him again and said “what’s funny faggot!” and he said, “read the first word of all the last paragraphs.”

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Muscas...

sexta-feira, 11 de fevereiro de 2011



"Ricky will not be invited back to host the show next year, for sure. For sure any movie he makes he can forget about getting nominated. He humiliated the organization last night and went too far with several celebrities whose representatives have already called to complain." - A member of the HFPA

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Bom dia!!

quarta-feira, 9 de fevereiro de 2011

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The Fun Theory



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terça-feira, 1 de fevereiro de 2011

xD

Solargraphy - Ultra Long Exposure Photography

Solarigraphy, is a photographic method for recording the paths of the Sun, using a fixed pinhole camera and exposing photographic paper for an absurdly long amount of time (sometimes half a year).
The picture will appear without developing photographic paper with any kind of chemicals. Exposured paper is scanned in darkness and developed in Photoshop. All the cameras are very low tech, cheap boxes, canisters or film cans.


This solargraph is the result of a six-month exposure of an area in Helsinki taken with a self-built pinhole camera from a balcony. Solargraphy by Tarja Trygg.

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